NATHAN!!!

That's right, peeps - we got a guest blogger all up in the hiz-OUSE! I'll let Nathan (William and Mary) take it from here:

The College of William and Mary - an unpredictable land

From the first day at W&M, I knew it was not going to be a breeze. It was far from a breeze. The 100 degree days and the 5 showers a day to stay cool, where just the beginning.

The first week of school I was being recruited by Aepi for fall rush. I thought the whole idea was cool because I would show up to their events and I would essentially "use" them. However on one dark night, they caught me off guard and attempted to force me to sign their pledge paper. To set up the scenario, they drew me into a little room which contained two aepi recruiters sitting on a bed and they locked the door behind them. They had my name all typed up nicely with signatures of their president, secretary, etc. I became a little reckless and I said some choice words. To paraphrase my comments I said: you guys have a great recruiting strategy - you can only get your recruits to sign if you get them inebriated. Me being my stubborn self, I held my ground and told them hell no. Then when the investigation was over, the dudes were like: I hope this doesn't make things awkward. OK, yea... Basically Aepi here sucks, there are about 20 jews and all of them aren't too socially with it.

Now for a bunch of my favorite stories (not in any particular order):
1) Whenever one of my hallmates sees a cop, he jumps into a bush.

2) One night a drunk varsity swimmer was told by a cop to suck into a breathalyzer, then the smart swimmer pointed to his dick and said suck on this... he was kicked off the team and went to jail for a night.

3) Last night a random sophomore wandered into our hall at 3am and peed on a kids printer.. yea I know wtf. Then he woke up and one of my friends and was like: You have a friend outside. And he feel asleep in his bed!! So we kicked him out.

4) I have been injured many times at W&M, I don't know what this means. I got a minor concussion when we played tackle football and some dumbass decided to headbutt me in the back of the head when i was play qb. Then I was playing soccer and I wasn't paying much attention and I got the ball kicked right into my eye and I fell down and like blacked out for a second. Then I was playing basketball the other week and some kid accidentally stabbed me above the eyebrow with his nail. Then last night one of my roommates was embarrassed that I beat him in an arm wrestle so he wanted to wrestle me. Him being from Brooklyn and me being a white kid, this wasn't good from the start. He accidentally flipped me over his shoulder and of course there was an edge of the door there to cut my back and gave me a large boo boo. But I'm all good, I played tennis today in the 80 degree weather!!! Sucks for you if you're in the North - the South is the way to go. I hope everyone else is doing good and my little stories brought you some satisfaction. Adios for now...

Mr. Nathan (W&M)