I know, I know. I haven't posted anything, so this is my inaugural post. It's a story, which I think is kind of funny. All the pictures are big enough to see what the text says.
So, my friends around the dorm have taken to calling me George Michael, not after the singer-songwriter, but after the character in Arrested Development. I got the feeling that this nickname was not going anywhere any time soon, to I decided to embrace it by buying a signed photo of Michael Cera, the actor who plays George Michael, off eBay. Well, I had been waiting anxiously for it, and it finally came today. Or at least I thought it did. The package did say "Daniel Koblenz" on it, and the receipt did say "Quantity 1: MICHAEL CERA hand signed 8x10 photograph," however, when I looked at the next page, I saw a letter, on which the first line read:
Hello Daniel. Here is the Katherine Hepburn strand of hair you have recently purchased from me through eBay.
So, my friends around the dorm have taken to calling me George Michael, not after the singer-songwriter, but after the character in Arrested Development. I got the feeling that this nickname was not going anywhere any time soon, to I decided to embrace it by buying a signed photo of Michael Cera, the actor who plays George Michael, off eBay. Well, I had been waiting anxiously for it, and it finally came today. Or at least I thought it did. The package did say "Daniel Koblenz" on it, and the receipt did say "Quantity 1: MICHAEL CERA hand signed 8x10 photograph," however, when I looked at the next page, I saw a letter, on which the first line read:
Hello Daniel. Here is the Katherine Hepburn strand of hair you have recently purchased from me through eBay.

I looked at the next page, and saw a piece of paper with a few pictures of Katherine on it, and in the corner, what looked liked a pubic hair under a transparent sticker.

It only got better from there.
I took the hair out of the bag and found the certificate of authenticity, signed by John Reznikoff, who holds the Guinness world record for the largest celebrity hair collection.


So now, I think i am going to keep the hair, not only because Katherine is now dead and the hair will be worth thousands in a few years, but because I think it is much funnier than the George Michael autograph, and maybe I'll start a celebrity hair collection to try and dethrone John Reznikoff.
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Hey guys, sorry the pictures didn't work, but I'm new at this (bu-dum-ch!) If anyone wants to see the close ups of the pictures, tell me and I'll try post them, and I'll click "large" this time. Otherwise I won't bother.
this post was well worth the wait, especially the pictures. Oh katherine and your pubes...oh god, what have i done.
I think it's time to start the "Send Danny Your Hair" campaign. Pubes encourages, but not a must.
thats actually hilarious-how can they get those two mixed up? what a great story-I'd send you a pube, but I feel like you'd already have one...
Wouldn't you have been happier with Michael Cera's hair?
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